Seriously. She can be SO crass. Hey, I know I'm not the most proper of women in the world, but she takes the cake. This morning I am putting laundry into the washer (it's day time, its all good) and gran is sitting in the ever present red chair and I look over and she is BLOWING HER NOSE on the hem of her nightgown.
She looks at me and says "what?"
"Use a Kleenex, they are RIGHT THERE"
"Because that's GROSS"
"Shut up Kenna. I needed to blow my nose. It was there."
Areyoufreakingkiddingme? Really? It's come to this?
I am grossed out.
Of course we can add it to the laundry list of other gross things that granny does. Like drink right out of the container. We have switched her to soy milk because it's easier on her digestive track and last night I'm sitting on my couch in my living room (we have separate rooms, it's easier on me) and I look over and she is CHUGGING soy milk out of the container standing in the fridge.
"GRAN! Why don't you get a glass"
"What for, I just wanted a swallow"
I just stare.